Don’t shout it from the rooftops

Now, if you can’t make a noise during sex in middle age, when can you?

Poor Caroline Cartwright, a 47 year old Englishwoman has been sent to jail for making too much noise during lovemaking.

Her nosy, and no doubt sexually-frustrated neighbours, complained about her shouting and screaming as she and her husband were having a good time – and now she is headed for jail because she breached the court order which had banned her from making any more noise.

You can’t keep a bad woman down, it seems. Good on you Caroline.

But reading this has frightened me a bit, especially as my partner has suggested he gag me during sex. Well, I don’t mind gagging occasionally – but I took it the wrong way. I got it when he started tearing up old sheets into long strips and had a sinister gleam in his eye.

Honestly, what is the point of keeping sexually active in your senior years if you can’t shout it from the rooftops  – or at least from your bedpost?

And, remember folks, you want to be shouting in ecstasy rather than agony. So keep the old bods moving and grooving!

Source: Noisy sex recordings played in court